LyssaMonkey

This is a place for things I have found, or things that have happened to me, that I want to share. Usually hilarious, rarely serious, sometimes chuckle silently to yourself funny. Either way, this is what I've come up with.
Thu Dec 10

I'm so weirded out right now...I don't know how else to put it.

So on Tuesday I found out one of my favorite clients committed suicide.  I was really upset and crying a bunch and all that. Then yesterday my boss told me I get to be the person to go to her house and take our breathalyzer device out of her car. He told me not to disturb anyone, the car would be unlocked, so just take the device out and leave.  I spent all day yesterday preparing myself to go do this. I know she was a client, but I did consider her a friend and I was still really upset about the whole thing.

So this morning at about 9:30 I drove to her house to take it out.  I was half way through it when I heard someone walk by me and go to the front door. I looked up and from the back it looked like my client, but I thought it was just her sister, so I didn’t say anything.

Then about 5 minutes later I hear a voice behind me that says, “Hi!” It sounded a lot like my client, Kassia, so I turned around to look and sure enough it was her! I jumped up and stared at her for a second. She died her hair a darker color so it took me a minute to realize that it was actually her. She said, “I noticed you out here, so I just thought I’d come say hi.” I ran and gave her a huge hug and said, “Oh my god I didn’t expect to see you!”  She gave me this weird look and asked why. It was obvious she had no idea what I was talking about.  Instead of saying, “I thought you killed yourself!” I just said, “Um…I didn’t expect you to be home….” We talked for about 15 more minutes, then she left.

When I got back to my shop I called the girl at my work who told me she had committed suicide so I could verify she heard that correctly.  She is 100% sure that is what they said.  Also, I looked up the obituaries and she isn’t in them.

So one of two things happened this morning. 1) I hugged and spoke to a ghost or 2) She didn’t commit suicide and that was some kind of scam to get out of paying.

I’m thinkin it’s #2.  Either way I have been in a weird mood ever since.  I’m glad she’s ok, but it’s not everyday you get to hug a person that you thought had died.

Fri Nov 20

Joe Rogan calling out Carlos Mencia

Sleepy animals

Thu Nov 19
Sexy Sex Thursday This Bitch Will Fuck You Up Edition

Sexy Sex Thursday This Bitch Will Fuck You Up Edition

Sexy Sex Thursday Naked Victoria’s Secret Model Edition

Sexy Sex Thursday Naked Victoria’s Secret Model Edition

Wow.

Wow.

A trio of male Australian big-bellied seahorses vie for the attention of a female seahorse at Living Coasts, Torquay, Devon. In a move that gives hope to overweight men everywhere, the female seahorse picks the male with the biggest belly

A trio of male Australian big-bellied seahorses vie for the attention of a female seahorse at Living Coasts, Torquay, Devon. In a move that gives hope to overweight men everywhere, the female seahorse picks the male with the biggest belly

My family needs your help.

peachcherub:

yhf:

brienis:

As you all know, my father-in-law died on Monday. Leaving his wife, my mother-in-law, with very little money to pay for his funeral and other expenses. This is a hard time for my family and the stress from lack of money is making it 10 times worse.

If you could donate a dollar of five it would be completely appreciated. I am a very prideful person and this is extremely hard to do. I wouldn’t do this if it wasn’t completely necessary. Thank you.

Donate Here.

This situation hits home for me, so I feel like I have to reblog to spread the word.

When my grandmother died, we had no money to take care of any of the funeral expenses. We were blessed to have an angel in the form of my great-grandmother’s pastor, who paid for all burial expenses and hosted the funeral in her church.

This family needs an angel now and we can be that help.